Sunday, July 1, 2012

I Have Achieved Magic Mike



As of 1:30am, this video seems like a good idea.  I mean, I've been talking about this movie for about six months and a few people told me they were looking forward to hearing my thoughts. So here they are, shot very poorly and with terrible lighting. But at least I don't have to worry about my spelling.


Enjoy it while you can. I'll probably wise up and take it down tomorrow... when I am a bit more sober.

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25 Comments:

At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 3:44:00 AM CDT , Blogger Kat Black said...

Nooooo! Don't take it down. So funny and too good not to share.

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 7:27:00 AM CDT , Anonymous Susan W. said...

OMG! That's exactly how I felt when I went and seen the movie yesterday! They could have totally left the blonde sister OUT of the movie and added more stripping scenes of Joe and Matt!

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 8:39:00 AM CDT , Blogger Jennifer TheBookNympho said...

LOL!!! Nice review. I'm going to see it today.

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 9:12:00 AM CDT , Blogger Janiera said...

LOL. Awesome tipsy review. I want to see this but think I'm going to wait for DVD. :)
Janiera @ Books & Beauty

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 10:01:00 AM CDT , Anonymous J.J. Bonds said...

Amazing! Thanks for sharing! I'm thinking I'll catch this on DVD with a bottle of wine and my closest girlfriends! Great review.... I laughed out loud!

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 10:01:00 AM CDT , Blogger My keeper shelf said...

It's not out in the UK for another couple of weeks, I want the naked dancing NOW!

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 11:07:00 AM CDT , Blogger Kat Black said...

Me too! It's cruel and unnecessary torture to make us wait. Guess we'll just have to huddle drooling around the trailers until the 11th.

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 11:11:00 AM CDT , Blogger Jen at Red Hot Books said...

OK, OK. I'll keep it up.

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 11:12:00 AM CDT , Blogger Jen at Red Hot Books said...

What was the point of her? Who cares about the sister? Take off more clothes, guys.

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 11:13:00 AM CDT , Blogger Jen at Red Hot Books said...

And let it be known that I spelled the damn title of the post wrong and didn't notice until the next day.

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 11:19:00 AM CDT , Blogger Book Savvy Babe said...

I just like that you"Achieved Magic Mike" awesome title, and love the review. I will of course go see it (couldn't this weekend, DH is laid up and I leave in 2 days for a month... damn laundry) I may have to forcibly take my sisters, I doubt there will be much resistance. If I do, I will record a 1 am review too, I'm inspired :) Book Savvy Babe

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 11:34:00 AM CDT , Blogger Amanda Bonilla said...

YAY!!!! Best recap evah!!!!!! I've heard there's just not enough Joe or Matt in this movie which totally makes me cry. ;) I doubt it'll play at my local theater, but I'm planning on a DVD girls' night with plenty of liquor. LOL

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 12:41:00 PM CDT , Blogger Read Our Lips! Book Review Blog said...

I love this review! Thanks so much for posting it :)

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 3:37:00 PM CDT , Blogger Di said...

saw it yesterday; mad me kinda sad for all the characters;
didn't make me a fan of Alex Pettyfer, but maybe that was his character - I'll have to see him in another role; agree about the hair & beard;
still a fan of Channing Tatum;
wonder if it was an accurate portrayal of the women in the audience - they all looked young - thought there would have been more 'cougars';
choreography was verrry interesting - that was the best part of the movie & the only part I would want to watch again

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 3:48:00 PM CDT , Blogger Jen at Red Hot Books said...

Agreed. My friends and I agreed that "the Kid" was a douche!

And I think you are right. A lot of older ladies enjoy some man flesh. --I really enjoyed the "choreography." (*wink*)

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 4:04:00 PM CDT , Blogger jayhjay said...

OMG, you should do all your movie reviews drunk! That was hysterical. Excellent review and very informative. Heres to Matt Bomer's ass! ;-)

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 4:16:00 PM CDT , Blogger Jen at Red Hot Books said...

Talking about his ass makes me want to see it again.

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 5:47:00 PM CDT , Blogger CdnMrs said...

LOL! GREAT REVIEW!!
I thought the girl in the bed was dead too.
The people I went with got annoyed with me, because I kept muttering "We need more naked!" which then changed to "strippers don't cry".
I want my $10 back and a lap dance from all of them except McCaughnehey (?) and "Tarzan".
We need more naked!!

 
At Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 7:42:00 PM CDT , Blogger Megan@Riverina Romantics said...

Too funny Jen! Thanks for the great review! The penis pump info is something that I hadn't heard.

 
At Monday, July 2, 2012 at 4:07:00 AM CDT , Blogger Christina said...

Too funny! I saw the movie on Friday and had pretty much the same reaction as you did. I've been waiting for the rest of my friends to watch it so I can discuss the parts that annoyed me. I typed up a quick review after watching it on my random ranting blog but honestly I could have written pages of thoughts on the movie. http://christina-talkingincircles.blogspot.com/2012/06/magic-is-gone-mike.html

 
At Monday, July 2, 2012 at 3:31:00 PM CDT , Blogger BookaholicCat said...

"All ladies who like that sort of thing" LOL Love your drunk-view, you should do more of those, maybe some about AADNOLA ;).

 
At Monday, July 2, 2012 at 3:34:00 PM CDT , Blogger Jen at Red Hot Books said...

Ah, but if I do it too much, it won't be special anymore! ;)

 
At Tuesday, July 3, 2012 at 7:36:00 AM CDT , Blogger Julie said...

LOL Awesome! I still think this is a movie I will watch alone when my husband is away and I rent the video. I also think a bit of wine will add to the experience. ;)

 
At Friday, July 6, 2012 at 8:36:00 PM CDT , Blogger Underworld Love Addiction said...

So funny! Of course I was listening to you while watching Channing dance in the background ;) We need more drunk vlogging (so what if that's not a word)! I totally agree with a dancing/naked guys re-cap :)

 
At Friday, July 6, 2012 at 10:04:00 PM CDT , Blogger Jen at Red Hot Books said...

I'd rather watch him dance than look at my own drunk face as well. Good choice, Becky!

 

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